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Theorem: Nothing is certain but death and taxes |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Corollary: Estate taxes are dead-certain
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[Kansas Sam]
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Theorem: All you need is love |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Corollary: You don't need the Beatles
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[Kansas Sam]
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Theorem: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Corollary: Thou shalt not covet they neighbor's daughter
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[Kansas Sam]
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Theorem: It takes two to tango |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Corollary: Three's a crowd
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[Kansas Sam]
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Theorem: The race is not to the swift |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Corollary: The Special Olympics is not to the swift
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[Kansas Sam]
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Theorem: Slow and steady wins the race |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Corollary: Fast and steady beats the Tortoise
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[Kansas Sam]
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Theorem: The early bird gets the worm |
[Helen Owly] |
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Corollary: The early worm gets eaten
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[Helen Owly]
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Theorem: Youth is wasted on the young |
[Helen Owly] |
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Corollary: Retirement is wasted on the old
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[Helen Owly]
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[Helen Owly] |
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Corollary: This page intentionally isn't really blank
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[Helen Owly]
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Theorem: See a pin and pick it up and all the day you'll have good luck |
[Francine] |
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Corollary: A small pin prick can cause a major infection resulting in death
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[Francine]
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Theorem: Time lost is never found again |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Corollary: Time spent looking for time lost in the lost-and-found is more time lost
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[Kansas Sam]
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Theorem: That which does not kill us makes us stronger |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Corollary: That which does kill us makes us deader.
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[Kansas Sam]
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Theorem: A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step |
[Francine] |
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Corollary: If you run a thousand miles on a treadmill, you'll be thinner but won't have gotten very far
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[Francine]
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Theorem: Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in his shoes |
[Beefy] |
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Corollary: It doesn't matter if he gets mad - you'll be a mile away - and you have his shoes
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[Beefy]
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Theorem: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Corollary: Most of the Internet is indistinguishable from magic (including redirects from the old ZP ;-)
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[Kansas Sam]
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Theorem: There's no time like the present |
[Beefy] |
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Corollary: Unfortunately, you just missed it |
[Beefy] |