ziti227 |
m |
09-Jun-09 |
ziti190 |
Twoo - Dual courtship, however it is best to avoid twooing twins |
07-Feb-09 |
ziti213 |
Rain comes in torrents |
03-Feb-09 |
ziti205 |
Alas! Alas! Alas! |
28-Nov-08 |
ziti211 |
Fleabites on kittens and whiskers on grannies |
28-Nov-08 |
ziti220 |
Here in my insular world |
11-Nov-08 |
ziti212 |
Before I cash my second check |
03-Aug-08 |
ziti215 |
As quick as you can |
28-Jul-08 |
ziti207 |
Sun gleams on puddles |
06-Jun-08 |
ziti209 |
Before I leave for new employ |
26-Apr-08 |
ziti202 |
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander |
27-Mar-08 |
ziti206 |
I think I might vote for Ron Paul |
26-Feb-08 |
ziti201 |
You took the car and took the dog and left me with the kid |
07-Feb-08 |
ziti203 |
It's clear now that your hat won't fit |
27-Jan-08 |
ziti193 |
St. Patty's passed us without any puns? |
01-Nov-07 |
ziti200 |
Sister Perpetua, who's now with the Lord, |
30-Oct-07 |
ziti194 |
Ethan's wife was sharp of tongue |
21-Aug-07 |
ziti199 |
How to start my work at new company |
20-Aug-07 |
ziti196 |
Aha! I can see a new tooth coming in |
26-Jul-07 |
ziti195 |
If I could rid the world of ants |
13-Jul-07 |
ziti191 |
Blondes that don't go far enough |
26-Jan-07 |
ziti188 |
The shower is broken and Dad’s in the bath |
26-Jan-07 |
ziti187 |
Armadillos |
04-Jan-07 |
ziti158 |
Whenever you visit Montgomery |
04-Jan-07 |
news179 |
"The time has come," the Walrus said, |
23-Dec-06 |
ziti184 |
Not long ago, I've heard it said |
16-Dec-06 |
ziti185 |
Little Orphan Annie's come to our house to stay |
06-Nov-06 |
ziti186 |
It seems like only yesterday |
03-Nov-06 |
boonspill182 |
Theorem: Nothing is certain but death and taxes |
11-Oct-06 |
ziti181 |
The greenery within your pot |
06-Oct-06 |
ziti173 |
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy |
04-Oct-06 |
ziti171 |
Never breastfeed your rottweiler |
07-Sep-06 |
ziti172 |
Before my recent fall from grace |
05-Sep-06 |
ziti178 |
Helen Owly |
26-Aug-06 |
ziti170 |
I wish I had a chicken, so I could paint it black |
04-Aug-06 |
ziti169 |
Gerbils are tasty, but just a bit small |
27-Jul-06 |
ziti168 |
"Have some teak ache", Elsa jested |
24-Jul-06 |
ziti167 |
The thing you'll notice most about a hippopotamus |
24-Jul-06 |
news162 |
Management's proud to announce |
16-Jun-06 |
boonspill164 |
Ziti - new, improved! |
25-May-06 |
ziti159 |
I've tried every key on the chain |
25-May-06 |
ziti160 |
Ah, "the long littleness of life" |
19-May-06 |
ziti157 |
I like Bill and I like Ted but don't like Percival or Fred |
19-May-06 |
ziti156 |
I like Bill and I like Ted but don't like Percival or Fred |
12-May-06 |
ziti154 |
The thing about people who drive SUVs |
11-May-06 |
ziti155 |
Were you once a cheerleader? (I'm guessing you were) |
04-May-06 |
ziti152 |
Humble pie is bitter |
04-May-06 |
ziti153 |
I saw the oddest man today |
23-Apr-06 |
ziti151 |
I suggest that you watch more TV |
21-Apr-06 |
ziti150 |
Sallower G. Hancock, a spammer of note |
22-Mar-06 |
ziti149 |
Your Qi is cancelled |
19-Mar-06 |
ziti148 |
Once upon a midnight dreary |
07-Mar-06 |
ziti147 |
I wandered lonely as a geek |
02-Mar-06 |
ziti146 |
Give me back my Hasselblad |
24-Feb-06 |
ziti145 |
blognot: someone who refuses to start a website 2. someone who refuses to read blogs |
08-Feb-06 |
ziti144 |
A man storped a ratch with his quizzle |
08-Feb-06 |
ziti143 |
Intent on turning red to green |
19-Jan-06 |
ziti142 |
More resolutions |
11-Jan-06 |
ziti141 |
Another New Year |
11-Jan-06 |
ziti140 |
Make haste, we must be there by one |
03-Jan-06 |
ziti139 |
I think I knew you in another life |
30-Dec-05 |
ziti138 |
How many times have you wondered |
16-Dec-05 |
ziti137 |
Lying face down in a puddle of mud |
26-Nov-05 |
ziti136 |
It's been said that old Friar Tuck |
10-Nov-05 |
ziti135 |
Now summer is over, we'll try |
18-Oct-05 |
ziti134 |
The more time you've got, the less you get done |
06-Sep-05 |
ziti132 |
This thing of ours |
30-Jul-05 |
ziti133 |
At Disney World I killed a mouse |
23-Jul-05 |
ziti129 |
Alas! My muse has departed |
09-Jun-05 |
ziti128 |
Standing in a mile-long queue for the train at Waterloo |
07-Jun-05 |
ziti130 |
A puff of white smoke, and the world is new |
04-Jun-05 |
ziti131 |
Oh where, oh where has my cuttlefish gone? |
01-Jun-05 |
ziti125 |
There are too many kinds of cheese |
26-Apr-05 |
ziti127 |
The air is warmer |
22-Apr-05 |
ziti126 |
The light would change |
12-Apr-05 |
ziti119 |
I once knew a gal named Sally McGrew |
12-Apr-05 |
ziti121 |
How many chicks could a woodchuck wed |
05-Apr-05 |
ziti124 |
When I was young, the trains were clean and always ran on time |
05-Apr-05 |
ziti120 |
A pool-hall hustler named Andy Magee |
30-Mar-05 |
ziti123 |
Please come back Francine |
21-Mar-05 |
ziti113 |
When Catzilla invaded my lap |
10-Mar-05 |
ziti117 |
I gave my love a valentine |
23-Feb-05 |
ziti107 |
Starry starry night |
22-Feb-05 |
ziti114 |
There was a young man from Nantucket |
22-Feb-05 |
ziti115 |
You lied |
21-Feb-05 |
ziti118 |
Over-inflated balloons (pride) |
18-Feb-05 |
ziti108 |
Bubblegum, chewing gum, chiclets, and snuff |
10-Feb-05 |
ziti112 |
A - Astounding! |
10-Feb-05 |
ziti111 |
"Balls!" said the Queen. "If I had them, I'd be King" |
09-Feb-05 |
ziti109 |
Observe the gentle manatee-- |
04-Feb-05 |
ziti110 |
Let us now compose a villanelle |
25-Jan-05 |
ziti104 |
The Dalai Lama lost his cool |
22-Jan-05 |
ziti103 |
Holy Moses! Have a look! |
21-Jan-05 |
ziti105 |
I comb the Thesaurus but can never find a word that's apt |
21-Jan-05 |
ziti106 |
Dear Lord, the day of eggs is here |
21-Jan-05 |
ziti102 |
My friend, Sylvester, had a vision |
20-Jan-05 |
ziti97 |
"You call this cold?!" the old man said - "Why, when I was a boy |
15-Jan-05 |
ziti100 |
A New Year has dawned |
14-Jan-05 |
ziti101 |
My New Year's resolution |
14-Jan-05 |
ziti99 |
The time, now, has come, Son, to tell you the truth |
07-Jan-05 |
ziti98 |
Honey, you wanna stuff the bird? |
06-Jan-05 |
ziti95 |
Remember that time when you |
05-Jan-05 |
ziti96 |
I loved you best, yet chose another-- |
05-Jan-05 |
ziti94 |
A crempled old dactress from Blek |
31-Dec-04 |
ziti90 |
This year for Christmas I will buy |
21-Dec-04 |
ziti91 |
Somehow or other we'll get through the season |
20-Dec-04 |
ziti93 |
Who needs inspiration? Write whatever comes to mind! |
20-Dec-04 |
ziti92 |
Come in from the dark, and sit by the fire |
16-Dec-04 |
ziti89 |
My nutty uncle has the notion |
10-Dec-04 |
ziti87 |
It's never too late to procrastinate |
10-Dec-04 |
ziti86 |
In the town of Titipu |
10-Dec-04 |
ziti88 |
Your eyes are crossed, your teeth unflossed |
10-Dec-04 |
ziti82 |
Let us all eulogize Archibald Gray |
09-Dec-04 |
ziti84 |
How can you tell me to show some respect |
29-Nov-04 |
ziti85 |
We regret to inform you |
27-Nov-04 |
ziti80 |
Why don't we dance, just you and I |
26-Nov-04 |
ziti83 |
Shadows lengthening |
24-Nov-04 |
ziti65 |
Friends, poets, versifiers, lend me your ears |
19-Nov-04 |
ziti75 |
Let me tell you the tale of a drifter named Mick |
16-Nov-04 |
ziti79 |
A crime has been committed; my porkpie's been purloined |
16-Nov-04 |
ziti81 |
Hello, I must be going |
05-Nov-04 |
ziti77 |
It was fall, I recall, when I met my Suzette |
27-Oct-04 |
ziti70 |
Esmeralda, love of Quasimodo, danced a dance as gypsies often do |
25-Oct-04 |
ziti76 |
Should auld acquaintance beef a lot |
25-Oct-04 |
ziti78 |
A macroscopic zygote sauntered in and ordered, "Beer!" |
23-Oct-04 |
ziti72 |
A limerick might get things going |
21-Oct-04 |
ziti73 |
The wind it howled and the rain it rained, but the house is standing still |
20-Oct-04 |
ziti69 |
If you must drool, my darling, at least please wear a bib |
18-Oct-04 |
ziti74 |
If |
17-Oct-04 |
ziti61 |
Bless me, father, for I have sinned |
08-Oct-04 |
ziti60 |
The rain has been falling for days now |
06-Oct-04 |
ziti66 |
Batman dropped in on the Queen |
29-Sep-04 |
ziti71 |
She has never known a tender touch |
23-Sep-04 |
ziti67 |
How many miles to La-la Land? |
23-Sep-04 |
ziti64 |
Who is Helen O? We'd like to know |
19-Sep-04 |
ziti63 |
I see you bought a pair of saddle shoes |
17-Sep-04 |
ziti55 |
Please take a seat, but not too far |
17-Sep-04 |
ziti62 |
I see you bought a pair of saddle shoes |
16-Sep-04 |
ziti59 |
Hidden deep among the words |
13-Sep-04 |
ziti58 |
Where the sea swings in like an iron gate (Anne Sexton) |
10-Sep-04 |
ziti53 |
Pulsating slowly, the rhythm of restless souls |
08-Sep-04 |
ziti56 |
Help! We need new works |
08-Sep-04 |
ziti57 |
Behold the humble raisin |
08-Sep-04 |
ziti54 |
The Shenandoah flows as maidens weep |
08-Sep-04 |
ziti52 |
The government of silicon machinery cares not |
02-Sep-04 |
ziti51 |
Alas, I cannot help you, for I cannot find my ears |
02-Sep-04 |
ziti48 |
I say we dedicate an ode to Sam |
02-Sep-04 |
ziti50 |
No matter what her nibs may think, it's hard to start a verse |
02-Sep-04 |
ziti49 |
This is not a test work, at least I think it's not |
31-Aug-04 |
ziti47 |
The way you wear your shoes |
31-Aug-04 |
ziti38 |
What shall we do about poor little Ziti? |
27-Aug-04 |
ziti45 |
No sooner had I gone to bed |
26-Aug-04 |
ziti44 |
Now that you're Lifting |
25-Aug-04 |
ziti42 |
Liquor, we're told, is a curse |
25-Aug-04 |
ziti33 |
When a child's not engaged in pure enjoyment |
23-Aug-04 |
ziti40 |
Poor Philomena, so they say
And not returned. The End |
19-Aug-04 |
ziti41 |
Please, darling, try my sassafrass
And posies and anchovies |
19-Aug-04 |
ziti39 |
We got trouble, right here in Project Ziti
And the next thing you know your son is writing doggerel for the local rag |
19-Aug-04 |
ziti36 |
This is the story of a nun who
And never, but never, start acting your age |
13-Aug-04 |
ziti37 |
A nurse-white moon, comfortless and cold,
Is the land of eternal regrets |
09-Aug-04 |
ziti29 |
How heavenly, your new cologne
Don't you dare sit on my futon! |
02-Aug-04 |
ziti34 |
I tied my laces just in time to circumvent enormous crime
Enormous was this would-be crime - I tied those trippers just in time |
31-Jul-04 |
ziti23 |
I feel so very girly!
And at my leisure, I'll give you pleasure like you wouldn't believe! |
20-Jul-04 |
ziti30 |
A poem is begun
A poem is ended |
19-Jul-04 |
ziti32 |
We need a first line
Add the third - finis. |
19-Jul-04 |
ziti28 |
I'm starting another new work!
But still she persists in the morning |
16-Jul-04 |
ziti27 |
Since so few of us are wont to start new works
Then how would the Ziti Project fly? |
16-Jul-04 |
ziti31 |
This is number thirty-one
Until we've had our tea |
15-Jul-04 |
ziti25 |
My ISP was DOA
TTFN, my dear-o |
15-Jul-04 |
ziti26 |
I say we start a "new work."
She does, too |
13-Jul-04 |
ziti24 |
I like cliches; I say we list a few
When your chickens come home to roost |
08-Jul-04 |
ziti16 |
So, how do you like your ziti? Al dente, I am sure.
It's lucky that a poet's life has made us hard as nails |
07-Jul-04 |
ziti21 |
The time has come to give ourselves a test
To fill the world with our inaniness |
05-Jul-04 |
ziti20 |
Quasi decided to cheat
(That said, Picasso's plethora of sideways noses did no obvious good) |
23-Jun-04 |
ziti17 |
Gizmos still unfixed
A shame they died so young |
22-Jun-04 |
ziti15 |
There once was a fella named Sam
Oops, meant to add this line to the end of the last verse... |
21-Jun-04 |
ziti13 |
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08-Jun-04 |
ziti12 |
line1
line3 |
08-Jun-04 |
ziti14 |
There once was a chauffeur from Kent
And he let the pipe drip with his malice |
08-Jun-04 |
ziti10 |
line1
line11 |
07-Jun-04 |
ziti11 |
line1
line4 |
05-Jun-04 |