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The shower is broken and Dad’s in the bath |
[Grayman] |
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A plastic component has fallen in half |
[Grayman] |
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Brother! Come quickly, and try not to laugh |
[Grayman] |
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The shower is broken and Dad’s in the bath
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[Grayman]
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The dishwasher's leaking and making a mess |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Now who overfilled it? It's time to confess |
[Kansas Sam] |
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And quick! - grab a mop to address the excess |
[Kansas Sam] |
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The dishwasher's leaking and making a mess |
[Kansas Sam] |
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The microwave's broken and dinner is burned |
[Grayman] |
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Mum's in hysterics and Dad is concerned |
[Grayman] |
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The stove is still working, but Mum never learned |
[Grayman] |
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The microwave's broken and dinner is burned
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[Grayman]
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Let's hope that their cellphones will scramble their brains |
[Beefy] |
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I'm fed up with hearing them "chatting" on trains |
[Beefy] |
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And soon, they've announced, we can use them on planes |
[Beefy] |
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Let's hope that their cellphones will scramble their brains
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[Beefy]
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My bread is genetically modified now |
[Grayman] |
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I'd rather go natural but never know how |
[Grayman] |
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It's three-quarters wholemeal and one quarter cow |
[Grayman] |
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My bread is genetically modified now
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[Grayman]
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My PDA's broken, I haven't a clue |
[Beefy] |
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Of where I should be, and what I should do |
[Beefy] |
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I know there's a meeting, what time and with who? |
[Beefy] |
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My PDA's broken, I haven't a clue
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[Beefy]
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My shiny new SatNav has caused me dismay |
[Grayman] |
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It's taken me ninety-four miles astray |
[Grayman] |
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I pine for my map but I've thrown it away |
[Grayman] |
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My shiny new SatNav has caused me dismay
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[Grayman]
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What have I done with the %!*&ing remote? |
[Beefy] |
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This channel is showing repeats of "Love Boat" |
[Beefy] |
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And that girl in the jungle - she needs me to vote |
[Beefy] |
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What have I done with the %!*&ing remote?
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[Beefy]
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That thermostat's making me manic-depressive |
[Kansas Sam] |
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I add one degree and the heat gets opressive |
[Kansas Sam] |
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I turn it back down and the chill gets excessive |
[Kansas Sam] |
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That thermostat's making me manic-depressive
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[Kansas Sam]
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What, pray, was wrong with the faithful LP? |
[Beefy] |
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'Twas bad enough having to change to CD |
[Beefy] |
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And now we're supposed to download MP3 |
[Beefy] |
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What, pray, was wrong with the faithful LP?
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[Beefy]
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Do something, quick! My hot tub's on the fritz |
[Francine] |
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This sybarite's spastic. God, it's the pits! |
[Francine] |
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No massaging gushes, just belches and spits |
[Francine] |
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Do something, quick! My hot tub's on the fritz
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[Francine]
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When was the last time you hand-wrote a letter? |
[Beefy] |
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Are emails and IMs and texts any better? |
[Beefy] |
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Or are they no more than a creative fetter? |
[Beefy] |
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When was the last time you hand-wrote a letter?
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[Beefy]
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Sorry! My fax machine answered your call |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Those whistles and squeals are its signature squall |
[Kansas Sam] |
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One second...there's no better use for a maul |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Sorry! My fax machine answered your call
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[Kansas Sam]
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Are those DVD features really a plus? |
[Francine] |
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Those popping-up subtitles just make me cuss |
[Francine] |
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Commentaries? Like watching with old Uncle Gus |
[Francine] |
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Are those DVD features really a plus? |
[Francine] |