The Ziti Project
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'Scuse me while I kiss this guy [Beefy]
And shake hands with his wife [Francine]
In Hollywood, that's life!
 
[Beefy]
 
We seem to have unleashed a hornet's nest [Francine]
So head for the hills, where their fathers know best [Helen Owly]
In Phoenix, that's the one true test
 
[Beefy]
 
He's a wolf in cheap clothing [Francine]
And it's plain to see [Beefy]
He gets more dates than me
 
[Francine]
 
Abscess makes the heart grow fondue [Kansas Sam]
So Martha Stewart opines [Francine]
If you read between the lines
 
[Beefy]
 
Jam-making is a female preserve [Grayman]
And Mason jars are yin [Francine]
Is confiture a sin?
 
[Beefy]
 
Arabs wear turbines on their heads [Francine]
That's why they have the power [Beefy]
To make infidels cower
 
[Francine]
 
Put the peddle to the medal [Kansas Sam]
And carry a big stick [Francine]
As you cross the yard of brick
 
[Kansas Sam]
 
A rolling stone gathers no moths [Francine]
For that you need a net [Beefy]
Or light bulb, better yet
 
[Francine]
 
He is the pineapple of perfection [Beefy]
The ideal man, a fruit [Francine]
Dressed in a chocolate suit
 
[Beefy]
 
Your clue was just a dead herring [Grayman]
Pickled in a jar [Francine]
As fish so often are
 
[Grayman]
 
My kingdom for a hearse! [Kansas Sam]
A cisket, a casket! [Francine]
You need a favor? - ask it! [Kansas Sam]
Concept
Malapropistic first line to each three-line verse

Scheme: abb
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To end: Kansas Sam, Francine
To abandon: None