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What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander |
[Francine] |
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Libel me and you I'll slander
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[Francine]
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The pot calls the kettle black |
[Francine] |
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A hackneyed phrase 'cause I'm a hack
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[Francine]
|
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It isn't the heat, it's the humidity |
[evan_ers] |
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Makes me lose my rigidity
|
[evan_ers]
|
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You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear |
[Francine] |
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Which your latest facelift proves, my dear
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[Francine]
|
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That's the straw that broke the camel's back |
[evan_ers] |
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I shouldn't have eaten that third Big Mac
|
[evan_ers]
|
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You've just opened a can of worms |
[Francine] |
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And what is worse, you're spreading germs
|
[Francine]
|
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You can't get blood from a turnip |
[Karin] |
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So I'll take the insurance money when your house I burn up
|
[Karin]
|
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You've got a tiger by the tail |
[Francine] |
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Too late now to weep and wail
|
[Francine]
|
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Don't count your chicks before they hatch -- |
[Dottie] |
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In case you get a rotten batch
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[Grayman]
|
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If at first you don't succeed |
[Karin] |
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A loser you'll become, indeed
|
[Karin]
|
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When the going gets tough the tough get going |
[evan_ers] |
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So I'm taking a nap, cause it just started snowing
|
[evan_ers]
|
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It never rains but it pours |
[Beefy] |
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That's why I stay indoors
|
[Beefy]
|
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One swallow does not a summer make |
[Francine] |
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But you can bet it's winter if you see a snowflake
|
[Francine]
|
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Many hands make light work |
[Beefy] |
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Though it just takes one to flip the switch, you berk
|
[Beefy]
|
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Too many cooks spoil the stew |
[Francine] |
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And stepping in cowpies will ruin your shoe
|
[Francine]
|
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Time flies when you're having fun |
[evan_ers] |
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That's why I feel like I'm a hundred-and-one
|
[evan_ers]
|
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Good things come in small parcels |
[Beefy] |
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(Though many short men are bumptious arcels)
|
[Beefy]
|
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A watched pot never boils |
[Francine] |
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But a wire invariably tangles and coils
|
[Francine]
|
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Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Doggone, it's a three dog night in this igloo in Nome!
|
[Kansas Sam]
|
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Look before you leap |
[Beefy] |
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That cliff looks pretty steep!
|
[Beefy]
|
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Little pitchers have big ears |
[Francine] |
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And their bellies expand from too many beers
|
[Francine]
|
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No pain, no gain |
[evan_ers] |
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So vain, no brain
|
[evan_ers]
|
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A stitch in time saves nine |
[Kansas Sam] |
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My wife, though, won't sew mine
|
[Kansas Sam]
|
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It's always darkest just before dawn |
[Beefy] |
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So pick sometime else to start mowing the lawn
|
[Beefy]
|
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You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink |
[Grayman] |
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Which just about saves my kitchen sink
|
[Grayman]
|
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Where there's a will, there's a way |
[Beefy] |
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For the lawyers to carry the day
|
[Francine]
|
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In for a penny, in for a pound |
[Beefy] |
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Or much more if you take the Underground
|
[Beefy]
|
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Penny wise and pound foolish |
[Francine] |
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Semi-warm and kind of coolish
|
[Francine]
|
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The first cuckoo of Spring |
[Beefy] |
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Is finding it too damn cold to sing |
[Beefy] |