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Before I leave for new employ |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Before I learn if grass is greener |
[Kansas Sam] |
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I hope you'll hear these words with joy |
[Kansas Sam] |
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(Or cite them not as misdemeanor)
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[Kansas Sam]
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I'd like to buy you all a beer |
[Beefy] |
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Or diet coke, if that's your preference |
[Beefy] |
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And say how much I've loved it here |
[Beefy] |
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(At least, until I get my reference)
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[Beefy]
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I'll miss the water-cooler chats |
[Francine] |
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The naps and lengthy coffee breaks |
[Francine] |
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The comradeship and tits for tats |
[Francine] |
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(And how cleverly we hid mistakes)
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[Francine]
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The flirting at the office dance |
[Beefy] |
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(Who knew accountants were so keen?) |
[Beefy] |
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Then sneaking back to grab the chance |
[Beefy] |
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Of romance by the fax machine
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[Beefy]
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I'll miss the weekly meetings, too |
[Kansas Sam] |
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A time to ponder all but work |
[Kansas Sam] |
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To contemplate the window's view |
[Kansas Sam] |
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(Let's hope the next place has this perk!)
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[Kansas Sam]
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I'll miss the guys, I'll miss the gals |
[Beefy] |
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The work, but even more the playing |
[Beefy] |
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I hope we'll still remain as pals |
[Beefy] |
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When you hear what my new job's paying
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[Beefy]
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And so I bid you all adieu |
[Francine] |
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And I hope no one holds grudges |
[Francine] |
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Remember me fondly (I will you) |
[Francine] |
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Dear fellow drones and drudges |
[Francine] |