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Sister Perpetua, who's now with the Lord, |
[Francine] |
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Had a remarkable habit |
[Grayman] |
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She'd wait at the bus stop, but never would board, |
[archaeopteryx] |
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Just stared like a frightened young rabbit |
[Beefy] |
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And with holy water would dab it |
[Francine] |
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Which the passengers considered untoward |
[Francine] |
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Sister Perpetua, blest be her name |
[Beefy] |
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Always would use the same font |
[Grayman] |
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To baptize herself and then loudly proclaim |
[Francine] |
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"I am the Lord's sheep, I'll not want" |
[Beefy] |
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She'd baaaaaa, and behold - a croissant! |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Which always looked like Mary Magdalene
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[archaeopteryx]
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Sister Perpetua's sister, Miss Bambi |
[Will H] |
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Over all the boys she would fawn |
[Karin] |
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With an air that was not at all namby-pamby |
[Francine] |
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To the worst of the lot she was drawn |
[Karin] |
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Assaulting them on the church lawn |
[Francine] |
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While crying, "Do you think this will damn me?"
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[Francine]
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Sister Perpetua, at odds with her sister, |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Alas, tried to even the score |
[Kansas Sam] |
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But just ended up with an unsightly blister |
[Beefy] |
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Then took the Lord's name in vain (i.e. swore) |
[Francine] |
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It's ungodly to call your sister a whore |
[Beefy] |
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Just because the archbishop french-kissed her
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[Francine]
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Sister Perpetua, a colourful soul |
[Beefy] |
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Did a paint-by-number of hell |
[Francine] |
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"666" was cherry red, which she thought was rather droll |
[archaeopteryx] |
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With a brimstone-y kind of a smell |
[Beefy] |
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Permeating her convent cell |
[Francine] |
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It's best that she's gone, on the whole |
[Beefy] |