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I think I might vote for Ron Paul |
[Will H] |
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If he'll shake my hand at the mall |
[Karin] |
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He is anti-war |
[Francine] |
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But what is he for? |
[Will H] |
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And does he tap his foot in the stall?
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[Karin]
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I'm pulling the lever for Romney |
[evan_ers] |
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He's smooth and wholesome, like hominy |
[Francine] |
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But he's been known to flip-flop |
[Karin] |
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And is a milksop |
[Francine] |
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And he seems to campaign much too calmly
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[evan_ers]
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If it wasn't a long way to travel |
[Beefy] |
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I'd vote for that kooky Mike Gravel |
[Francine] |
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From Alaska he came |
[evan_ers] |
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Where some knew his name |
[Francine] |
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His campaign was quick to unravel. |
[Will H] |
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I fear that I might go insane |
[Beefy] |
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Should I even glance at McCain |
[Francine] |
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He may seem quite mild |
[Beefy] |
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But don't get 'im riled |
[evan_ers] |
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Cuz those who've dared have wound up in pain
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[Karin]
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By her charm I haven't been smitten |
[Francine] |
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Ms. Clinton, that Cheshire Kitten |
[evan_ers] |
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And if we choose Hill |
[Beefy] |
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We'll also get Bill |
[Karin] |
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An intern they both will be gettin'
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[Helen Owly]
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On his bass guitar he'll pluck a key |
[Francine] |
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Oh that wild and wacky Huckabee |
[evan_ers] |
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We'll all shout, "Amen!" |
[Francine] |
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"Play Freebird again!" |
[evan_ers] |
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But he won't be President, luckily
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[Beefy]
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He'll pull all our troops from Iraq |
[evan_ers] |
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That charismatic, sweet-talkin' Barack |
[Francine] |
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With charm, can Obama |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Out-dalai the lama |
[Francine] |
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Or is he just in for the craic? |
[Beefy] |