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Twoo - Dual courtship, however it is best to avoid twooing twins |
[Howly Ellen] |
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Goodd - Strange, but true |
[Grayman] |
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Left-turncoat - Rain slicker developed for NASCAR drivers and fans |
[archaeopteryx] |
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Baddition - total mistake |
[Beefy] |
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Pledgislate - making a promise to make a law |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Slumberjack - sleepy feller |
[Beefy] |
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Stelephone - what Stanley Kowalski uses to call his wife |
[Francine] |
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Scarletter - "A" |
[archaeopteryx] |
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Bedpandemonium - the result of too many fizzy drinks before bedtime |
[Beefy] |
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Boneheadroom - extra tall doorways |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Selfisherman - where's the catch? |
[Beefy] |
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Underarmor - Protective deodorant (compare underarmour) |
[Grayman] |
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Shuntan - a condition common to recluses |
[Francine] |
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Boyster - a young male bivalve |
[Beefy] |
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Pretzelbow - medical condition developed by playing too much Twister |
[archaeopteryx] |
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Washingtonguetwister - the language of politics |
[Beefy] |
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Caribouillon - The secret ingredinet in Eskimo Pies |
[archaeopteryx] |
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Conifertility - the answer to global warming? |
[Beefy] |
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Slobotomy - operation to remove a messy roommate |
[Francine] |
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Brandom - fibre for the irregular |
[Beefy] |
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Homicidesaddle - a female assassin |
[Grayman] |
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Birminghamster - Alabama's state pet |
[archaeopteryx] |
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Rabbicycle - how to spread Judaism |
[Beefy] |
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Minotaurge - horny |
[archaeopteryx] |
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Elephantasm - what drunks see |
[Beefy] |
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Snorgasm - nocturnal emission |
[Francine] |
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Paradisenchantment - getting to Heaven to find the fun people are elsewhere |
[Beefy] |
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Limbohemian - a member of the Lost Generation |
[Francine] |
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Footbally - a friend who persuades your wife it's important to watch the game |
[Beefy] |
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Televisionary - Carnac the Magnificent |
[Francine] |
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Mishaptitude - a talent for being accident-prone |
[Beefy] |
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Flamingoat - a hideous genetic experiment |
[Grayman] |
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Lollypopera - Ear candy |
[archaeopteryx] |
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Graymandate - authority to contribute to ZP |
[Beefy] |
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Rednecking - what rural teens do in the back of a pickup |
[Francine] |
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Trepancake - when you need dessert like a hole in the head |
[Beefy] |
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Socialiteweight - 'B' list celebrity |
[Grayman] |
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Neoconfidence - being sure you're Right |
[Beefy] |
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Winnipegleg - Yarrrrr, eh? |
[archaeopteryx] |
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Undergroundabout - subsurface revolution |
[Beefy] |
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Warlocker - where male witches store their gym bags |
[Francine] |
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Garagent - Official job title for a C.I.A. parking attendant |
[archaeopteryx] |
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Musclever - brains and brawn |
[Beefy] |
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Perhapsburg - a dubious claimant to the Austrian throne |
[Francine] |
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Spamputate - Inbox surgery |
[archaeopteryx] |
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Hawkeyeball - a Pierce-ing look |
[Beefy] |
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Deodoranting - complaining about your underarm protection |
[Francine] |
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Ragnarokay - a happy ending |
[Beefy] |
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Gonerrhea - a fatal case of The Clap |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Presidentist - candidate approved by the ADA (occupation 1) |
[evan_ers] |
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Plumberjack - Fixin' the pipes up in BC (occupation 2) |
[evan_ers] |
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Farmercenary - Weeding for hire (occupation 3) |
[evan_ers] |
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Carpentertainer - Does a little soft shoe while pounding nails (occupation 4) |
[evan_ers] |
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Pastorekeeper - Clergyman's weekday job? (occupation 5) |
[evan_ers] |
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barberserker - just a little off the top please (occupation 6) |
[evan_ers] |
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fatherapist - a threefer! Your dad molested you and now he's your shrink?!! (occupation 7) |
[evan_ers] |
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Tromboner - This one time, at band camp.... |
[archaeopteryx] |
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researchaeopteryx - Who is this fine feathered fiend? |
[archaeopteryx] |
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Shoehornithopter - What Da Vinci used to put on his shoes |
[archaeopteryx] |
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Cardamommy - The mother of all Indian food |
[Anon] |
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Syphilisterine - a mouthwash cure for STD's |
[Francine] |
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Pussycatechism - "Q. Why do we felines ignore humans? / A. Because we are superior." |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Aphrodisiactor - Bob Dole, hawking Viagra |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Edelweissenheimers - July Andrews' beloved flowers sing back |
[Kansas Sam] |
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ignoramusk - "Scent of a Moron" |
[evan_ers] |
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Friendurance - We've known each other for years |
[evan_ers] |
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Maniactor - Jack Nicholson (or Jennifer Beals) |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Psychedelicatessen - where hippies buy their lunchmeats |
[Francine] |
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Vermontreal - the Green Mountain State has finally been ceded to Canada |
[evan_ers] |
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Mexicanada - The ultimate goal of NAFTA |
[Anon] |
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lovermont - I can't take credit; years ago, this was a bumper sticker for VT tourism |
[evan_ers] |
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Sofatwa - what happens when your upholstery weave depicts the Prophet |
[Francine] |
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tubarf - I hurled while I was playing my instrument |
[evan_ers] |
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kangarootbeer - sarsaparilla from down under |
[evan_ers] |
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encyclopedophile - door-to-door salesman seduces your child |
[Dottie] |
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Goalpostal - Soccer results by mail |
[Grayman] |
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Mallelujah! - shopping heaven |
[Beefy] |
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Rainbowel - An arc that crosses the sky in every shade of brown |
[evan_ers] |
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Bluetoothbrush - wireless dental hygiene |
[Beefy] |
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BankrobBert - Ernie's pal takes to a life of crime |
[Grant Mild] |
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Mudpietą - An early prototype of Michelangelo's masterpiece |
[Grant Mild] |
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Murmurder - the killer used a silencer |
[Beefy] |
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Rhetorickles - Mr. Warmth's dialogue |
[Grant Mild] |
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Leafraid - dendrophobia |
[Beefy] |
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Sudokudos - Number puzzle championship |
[Grayman] |
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Atmosphereafter - mankind's destiny following runaway global warming, perhaps |
[Will H] |
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Syphilistine - An STD which primarily afflicts the uncultured and narrow-minded. |
[Barrymores Ghost] |
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Newsflasher - A dirty old newsman |
[Grant Mild] |