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You took the car and took the dog and left me with the kid |
[Francine] |
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A year ago you said, 'I do', but never really did. |
[Will H] |
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I cooked your meals and washed your clothes and satisfied your needs |
[evan_ers] |
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I should've won the Nobel for all my saintly deeds |
[Francine] |
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Chorus: You left me, so don't write me |
[Will H] |
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You greas-eeee little turd |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Because of you I'm on the brink of using the f-word
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[Francine]
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I miss the car, but not the mutt, he smells woooorse than your kid |
[Kansas Sam] |
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The dog, at least, is train-able - your boy cain't lift the lid |
[Kansas Sam] |
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I've put our trysts on You Tube and your bio's on Craig's List |
[Francine] |
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Hope you've got the idea now that I am really pissed
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[evan_ers]
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Chorus: I hate you, so don't call me |
[evan_ers] |
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You sleaz-eeee little jerk |
[Francine] |
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I wish you'd catch the scabies from that grocery store salesclerk
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[evan_ers]
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You humped my friend and then my ma and called me trailer trash |
[Francine] |
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And all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash [Cool For Cats, Squeeze] |
[evan_ers] |
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Now you've run off to Nashville 'cause you think that you can sing |
[Francine] |
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But I told folks in Nashville that their ear plugs they should bring
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[Karin]
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Chorus: You're no good, so just stay gone |
[evan_ers] |
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You slime-eeee little toad |
[evan_ers] |
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Those nights you hit the bottle, how I wish you'd hit the road. |
[Will H] |
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I'll bide my time and wait for you - I really don't know why |
[evan_ers] |
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Because I'm co-dependent and can't love a normal guy? |
[Francine] |
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Two losers in the game of love, we'll torture one another, |
[Will H] |
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Or I could just dump you now and take up with your brother
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[Karin]
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Chorus: I miss you, so please come home |
[evan_ers] |
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You squeez-eeee handsome hunk |
[Francine] |
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For all your faults, I just cain't live without you in my bunk |
[Beefy] |