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The greenery within your pot |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Suggests a many thing you're not |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Such as photosynthetic and firmly rooted |
[Francine] |
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Inanimate and always muted |
[Francine] |
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A gardener? perhaps |
[archaeopteryx] |
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Were you not always munching on snacks |
[archaeopteryx] |
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To the point where you now block the sun |
[Francine] |
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And your plants wilt; dear, you weigh a ton
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[Francine]
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The pottery upon the green |
[Beefy] |
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Is not the place to be obscene |
[Beefy] |
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And keep off my recliner and davenport |
[Francine] |
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Or I swear I'll haul you into court |
[Francine] |
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A litigant? perhaps |
[Kansas Sam] |
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Were you not always unkempt and insolvent |
[Kansas Sam] |
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I'd marry you upon the spot |
[Beefy] |
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Or, then again, maybe not |
[Beefy] |