The Ziti Project
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Fleabites on kittens and whiskers on grannies [Kansas Sam]
Pimples that glow on our flabby white fannies [Francine]
Hungover hamsters tied up in strings [Grant Mild]
These are a few of my favorite things
 
[Grant Mild]
 
Cross-dressing uncles and earwigs in noses [Francine]
Unkempt cadavers and crimped fire hoses [Kansas Sam]
Shoes, ships and sealing wax - cabbages, kings [Grant Mild]
These are a few of my favorite things
 
[Grant Mild]
 
When the cat pukes [Will H]
When the Johns welsh [Kansas Sam]
When the vodka's gone, [Will H]
I simply remember my favourite things [Beefy]
And that helps me carry on
 
[Beefy]
 
Goose-stepping hobbits and boogers with crumpets [Francine]
Guests who arrive with a flourish of trumpets [Beefy]
Raindrops on Renoirs and sewege in springs [Grant Mild]
These are a few of my favourite things
 
[Grant Mild]
 
Porkpies on baldies and dentists who fumble [Francine]
Doorstops and pitstops and cucumber crumble [Beefy]
Chrome-plated handlebars, elbows in slings [Grayman]
These are a few of my favourite things
 
[Grant Mild]
 
When the bills come [Grant Mild]
When the checks bounce [Grant Mild]
When the lights are gone [Kansas Sam]
I simply remember my favourite things [Kansas Sam]
And that helps me end this song [Kansas Sam]
Concept
(These are a few of) My Favorite Things. (See http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/thesoundofmusic/myfavoritethings.htm)

Scheme: Hammersteinian
Votes
To end: Will H, Kansas Sam
To abandon: None