|
Armadillos |
[Grayman] |
|
Don't use pillows |
[Grayman] |
|
When they go to sleep |
[Beefy] |
|
They use a sheep
|
[Beefy]
|
|
Sloths |
[archaeopteryx] |
|
Refuse bedclothes |
[archaeopteryx] |
|
When you sleep upside down |
[Beefy] |
|
All you need's a nightgown
|
[Beefy]
|
|
Pangolins |
[Grayman] |
|
Use trampolines |
[Grayman] |
|
The better to pounce |
[Beefy] |
|
On the ants with a bounce
|
[Beefy]
|
|
Cockatiels |
[Grayman] |
|
Like jellied eels |
[Grayman] |
|
But flamingos pink'll |
[Beefy] |
|
Prefer a winkle
|
[Beefy]
|
|
Servals |
[archaeopteryx] |
|
Hide in chervils |
[archaeopteryx] |
|
But many a parrot |
[Grayman] |
|
Prefers a carrot
|
[Grayman]
|
|
Kudu |
[Beefy] |
|
Practise voodoo |
[Beefy] |
|
Other antelopes |
[Karin] |
|
Devour canteloupes
|
[Karin]
|
|
Aardvarks |
[Francine] |
|
Hang out in parks |
[Francine] |
|
But not in the sandbox |
[archaeopteryx] |
|
Which are full of musk ox
|
[archaeopteryx]
|
|
Blackbirds |
[Beefy] |
|
Can't be trained as attack birds |
[Beefy] |
|
Nor can the Willow Tit |
[Karin] |
|
Stupid git!
|
[Karin]
|
|
Zebras |
[Francine] |
|
Wear striped wee bras |
[Francine] |
|
Hence the name |
[Grayman] |
|
Big game
|
[Grayman]
|
|
Hyenas |
[Beefy] |
|
Live on wieners |
[Beefy] |
|
But eschew the buns |
[Francine] |
|
And never laugh at puns
|
[Francine]
|
|
Beavers |
[Beefy] |
|
Use their teeth as cleavers |
[Beefy] |
|
Though truly are wusses |
[Howly Ellen] |
|
Next to platypuses
|
[Howly Ellen]
|
|
Dogs |
[Karin] |
|
Look precious in togs |
[Karin] |
|
They're the cat's meow |
[Francine] |
|
Bow WOW
|
[Francine]
|
|
Chickenhawks |
[archaeopteryx] |
|
Are keen at picking locks |
[archaeopteryx] |
|
And hens |
[Francine] |
|
Peck through pens
|
[Francine]
|
|
Tortoises |
[archaeopteryx] |
|
Enjoy chair rails and cornices |
[archaeopteryx] |
|
They'd rather sit in a chair |
[Beefy] |
|
Than race a hare
|
[Beefy]
|
|
Scallops |
[archaeopteryx] |
|
Prefer butter in dollops |
[archaeopteryx] |
|
Though they'd rather your main course |
[Francine] |
|
Was a sea horse
|
[Francine]
|
|
Rattlesnakes |
[Beefy] |
|
Complain they never get the breaks |
[Beefy] |
|
But although they're tetchy |
[Grayman] |
|
They're very stretchy
|
[Grayman]
|
|
Goldfishes |
[Kansas Sam] |
|
Rarely get the earrings that they wishes |
[Kansas Sam] |
|
And have to live in bowls |
[Francine] |
|
Bless their soles
|
[Francine]
|
|
Cats |
[robiwan] |
|
who pine for a simple block of flats |
[robiwan] |
|
Use up their lives |
[Beefy] |
|
Playing with knives
|
[Beefy]
|
|
Snails |
[archaeopteryx] |
|
To the beach they don't bring pails |
[archaeopteryx] |
|
Though slugs |
[Francine] |
|
Will bring rugs |
[Francine] |